Mengapa King kong digunakan untuk nama Kera atau monyet Raksasa? Mengapa tidak digunakan nama Great Ape, King Monkey, Giant Ape, Giant Monkey atau yang lainnya?

Menurut ahli bahasa, kata King Kong berasal dari bahasa Inggris dan bahasa Latin, yang artinya Raja Monyet. King artinya Raja (bahasa Inggris) dan Kong artinya monyet (bahasa Latin).

Berikut adalah kata-kata yang terkait dengan Kong.

++Kong Kali Kong - artinya Banyak Monyet, banyangin monyet dikalikan dengan monyet!

++Kong Res - artinya Monyet Ngumpul, Res singkatan dari residu, sisa yang terkumpul.

++Kong Kow - artinya Monyet Gaul, Kow dari bahasa Mandarin non formal yang artinya main, bergaul atau ngerumpi.

++Ngong Kong - artinya Monyet jongkok, Ngong artinya duduk atau jongkok dalam bahasa Sanskerta.

++Kong Guan - Biskuit Monyet, artinya biskuit kesukaan monyet.

++Kong Lomerat - Kumpulan Besar Monyet, Glomerat artinya menggelinding menjadi bola yang besar.

++Kong Si - Empat Monyet Pengusaha, Si adalah bahasa Mandarin artinya empat.

++Eng Kong - artinya Mbah Monyet

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;

Then took the other, as just as fair
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that, the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,

And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.

Abjad yang digunakan di dalam bahasa Indonesia berjumlah 26. Ke-26 abjad tersebut rasanya masih terlalu banyak, dan lagipula ada beberapa abjad yang jarang sekali digunakan. Oleh karena itu mari kita sederhanakan abjad-abjad tersebut dan menyesuaikan dengan kata-kata yang kita gunakan.

Pertama-tama, huruf X, kita ganti dengan gabungan huruf K dan S. Kebetulan hampir tidak ada kata dalam bahasa Indonesia asli yang menggunakan huruf ini, kebanyakan merupakan kata serapan dari bahasa asing. Misalnya taxi menjadi taksi, maximal menjadi maksimal, dan seterusnya.

Selanjutnya, huruf Q kita ganti dengan KW. Serupa dengan X, kata2 yang mengunakan huruf ini juga sangat sedikit sekali.

Berikutnya, huruf Z. Huruf Z kita ganti menjadi C. Tidak ada alasan kuat tentang hal ini.

Huruf Y diganti dengan I. Hal ini dilakukan sebab bunyi huruf tersebut mirip dengan I.

Kemudian huruf F dan V keduania diganti menjadi P. Pada lepel ini masih belum terjadi perubahan iang signipikan.

Hurup W kemudian diganti menjadi hurup U. Berarti sampai saat ini kita sudah mengeliminasi 7 hurup.

Hurup iang bisa kita eliminasi lagi adalah R, mengingat baniak orang iang kesulitan meniebutkan hurup tersebut. R kita ganti dengan L.

Selanjutnia, gabungan hulup KH diganti menjadi H. Iang paling belpengaluh adalah hulup S iang diganti menjadi C. Hulup G juga diganti menjadi K. Dan hulup J juga diganti menjadi C.

Caia laca cudah cukup untuk hulup-hulup konconannia. Cekalank kita kanti hulup pokalnia.

Cuma ada lima hulup pokal, A, I , U, E, O. Kita akan eliminaci dua hulup pokal. Hulup I mencadi dua hulup E iaitu EE. Cementala hulup U mencadee dua hulup O iaitoo OO.

Cadi, campe cekalank, keeta belhaceel menkulangee hooloop-hooloop keeta. Kalaoo keeta tooleeckan lagee, hooloop-hooloop eeang telceeca adalah:

A, B, C, D, E, H, K, L, M, N, O, P, T.

Haneea ada 12 belac hooloop!! Looal beeaca bookan? Padahal cebeloomneea keeta pooneea 26 hooloop.

Eenee adalah penemooan eeang cankat penteenk dan cikneepeekan! !

Co, ceelahkan keeleemkan tooleecan anda denkan menkkoonakan dooa belac hooloop telceboot.

Halah….

tak ada lilin menyala
tak ada tumpukan kado
tidak pula pesta gemerlapan
hanya doa dilantunkan
'tuk baluri dirimu
agar engkau selalu
dilindungi oleh-nya
tetap ingat pada-nya
dan, hanya berpegang pada-nya.

An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato garden but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty badly because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me.
Love, Dad

A few days later he received a letter from his son:

Dear Dad,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the bodies.
Love, Vinnie

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son:

Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now.
That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you, Vinnie

kalau kamu mau jadi orang baik-baik, jangan tanggung-tanggung, jadilah orang alim seperti biksu di wihara. dan, kalau mau jadi orang tidak benar, jadilah bajingan paling hebat jangan tanggung-tanggung.

ITALIAN WOMEN:
First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
Third Date: You have sex. She wants to marry yaou & insists on a 3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.

CHINESE WOMEN:
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you've already realized nothing is ever going to happen.

INDIAN WOMEN:
First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.

BLACK WOMEN:
First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.

MEXICAN WOMEN:
First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in.
One week later, her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Tijuana strip.

ARAB WOMEN:
First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
Second Date: Guy is shot dead. No third date!!!

IRANIAN WOMEN:
First Date: You will have to spend all your money to impress her
Second Date: You will take a loan to keep the image
Third Date: Your are broke, she finds someone wealthier

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